Boys...

My friend Laura has this theory (although she never calls it a theory, I wanted to make sure she got the credit for this idea).

Here's the theory.  You can't tell a boy that he cannot spit.  That's like telling a bird he cannot sing, or a dolphin he cannot swim.  But, what you can do is tell a boy that he can only spit outside.

Rewind to a month ago when Trevor came home from church saying potty words like "stinky butt".  I told him that those were potty words and we should not say them unless we are in the potty because that's where potty words belong.

Fast forward to today when while using the bathroom I heard him yell, "stinky butt!!", followed by "I can say those potty words because I am in the potty."

*parenting fail*